Dr David Haslam: "Men are very bad for women really"

Taken completely out of context from this article:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4339758.stm
Reminded me of a more uncharitable explaination circulated a few years ago:
Why do married women weigh more than single women?
Single women come home and see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, take one look at what's in bed and go to the fridge.